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Q. What does mommy and daddy do?

Daddy makes carpet. Mommy does work on the computer. She plays games and lists.
~~Jordan age 5 1/2
(jccmama)

Daddy works at a factory. Mommy works on her 'puter.
~~Christian age 3 1/2
(jccmama)

Daddy goes to school and teaches all kinds of things, Mommy's job is to clean the house and teach us school.
~~Abby age 5
(Marge)


Q. If you were given a 100 dollars what would you spend it on? (Part 1)

Clothes
~~Sarah (WendyWings)
Gundams, a book, and DragonBall Z
books, and Gundam books, and a
game for my playstation, and thats it.

~~Tyler age 5 (Busymomyof2)
Veggie Tales
~~Jonah age 3 (5xBlessed)
     
Clothes & Shoes
~~Rebekka age 8
(5xBlessed)
A Pooh Bear toy, new shoes,
PuttPutt game
~~ Dylan age 4 1/2 (5xBlessed)
Carebears
~~Rachel age 7
(5xBlessed)


Q. If you were given a 100 dollars what would you spend it on? (Part 2)

I'd buy Jake Justice and his motor cycle,
New shoes, Ice cream  and Fruit Loops

~~Reese Logan age 5 (P Zoo)
All of the girl toys...one of those pink motorcycles.  Why are you asking me? Does someone have a hundred dollars that's your friend?
~~Emma age 5 (Jenn6)
   
I'd give it to the homeless.
~~Scotty age 12 1/2
(wildrose)
I'd give it to Oxfam or see if I can pay someone to stop the war.
~~Caarissa age 9 (wildrose)


Q. What was the worst meal you ever ate?

VEGETABLES!!
~~Emma age 5 (Jenn6)

I did not like the fried bread when we did Fondue at my aunts house.  ISH. And the seafood was horrible because I got hives after eating it.
~~Seth age 10 (spicefire)

The yucky food at that Chinese Restaurant.  They had nasty stir fry stuff.  I will never eat there again.
~~Ryan age 6
(spicefire)

I don't like Paint and Wood. (flavored food from the DENNIS THE MENACE movie)  Mr. Wilson's Steaks.
~~Colton age 4 (spicefire)


Q. What do you think you'll be doing when you are your mom's age?

I think that I can teach children how to dance. (then she twirls and falls to the floor.) I better be careful.
~~Rachel age 5 (JeanP)

A doctor with five children
~~Eva age 4 1/2 (Trishy)

I'm going to be cooking and buying clothes.
~~Samantha age 5 1/2
(ToucanDee)


Q. What kind of car would you like to have?

A beetle car. Yellow, please. Can it have ears that go up and down?  
~~Rachel age 5 (JeanP)

A racing car.  Blue and white
~~Eva age 4 1/2 (Trishy)

A stretch limo since I am going to be a Rock Star
~~Alex age almost 8 (Janney)

A rainbow car that I would paint myself.
~~Emma age 4 (janney)


Q. What would the best tv show in the world be about?

About Jesus
~~Emma age 5 (Jenn6)

ME
~~Joel age 10 (WendyWings)

The Powerpuff Girls
~~Samantha age 5 (Toucan Dee)

Blue would eat grapes that Dora gave him
~~Caitlin (Manana)

 

 

Q. What makes the grass green and the sky blue?

Jesus
~~Emma age 5 (Jenn6)

Water and chlorophyll
~~Joel age 10 (WendyWings)

Cuz it's dark night and the daytime when the clouds come
~~Caitlin (Manana)

The colour man does it
~~Samantha age 5 (Toucan Dee)

God
~~David age 4 1/2 (QOE)



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