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| Caughlin, DH, and
I went to a NICE and I mean Nice restraunt one
day for lunch. Think dim lighting, dress
up, $50 a head type of place. DH says he is
going to the bathroom. Caughin says that he
wants to go too. Fine. I sit there people watching and awaiting
their return. Little did I know it was going to
be a grand and announced entrace. As they
re-entered the room, Caughlin LOUDLY announced to
the whole room, "Daddy Peed in the Potty and
I flushed it !!"
People were chuckling and
choking on drinks all over the room ! DH wanted
to hide under the table.
~~CaughlinsMum
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When our son
Michael was in first grade, last year, his
teacher retold a funny incident at our
parent-teacher meeting.
When it comes time to schedule our appointments,
the teachers need to know if there is older
siblings in the school so they don't book for the
same appointment time. Michael's teacher at
the time, Ms. R., asked him if he had an older
brother or sister in the school. Michael
said "yes". She asked what was
their name, and he said, "Justin"
. Then, what teacher/grade: "Mr.
M, grade 5".
Ms. R sends a note up to Mr. M, asking what time
he was scheduling a meeting with us, for
Justin. Mr. M sends a note back saying
there is no Justin A***** in his class. Ms.
R asks Michael if he is sure that is the right
class, and apparently, Michael went white as a
ghost, and she said, "Michael, you don't
really have an older brother, do you?"
She told us, at that point, Michael started to
fill up, and on the verge of tears, he responded,
"No, Miss, but I really, really want
one." He was only 6 when this
happened!
I guess Mr. M and Ms. R had a great chuckle about
that, as did we!! LOL
~~Paula74
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This is a
converstation Abby (age 5) and I had about the
$100.
Me: Abby, if you had $100, what would you buy?
Abby: a wocking horse (rocking horse, and is
demonstrating how it would rock)
Me: What color would it be?
Abby: brown and maybe black and maybe yellow and
maybe pink and wed (red) and blue and gween and
the colors of the wainbow and tan um, let me
think, what else, maybe white, sea gween, of
course, and maaaayybeee, um, lemme think, purple,
violet blue, violet purple, ummm, what else and
orange, gway, sparkley wed and pink.
Me: How big will it be?
Abby: My size.
Me: What will you name her?
Abby: With a horn up there, too, named Wosie
(rosie), her middle name is, um, Flowery, her
last name is Violety.
Me: Will she have wings?
Abby: White wings and decawations on her, like
hearts and woses and bunnies and stuffed animals,
and characters in Disney and Wosie will have
numbers on her.
Me: Can you draw a picture of it?
Abby: Is there a horsie in my book? (referring to
her drawing book) No, I can't draw one but you
can!
~~Marge
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Conversation between me and
Rachel (age 5):
Rachel: Mommy, sometimes boys like
to play with dolls.
Me: Yes. That's true.
Rachel: And sometimes girls like to play with
trucks.
Me: Um hmmm.
Rachel: Do you know what kind of truck I like?
Me: What?
Rachel: The ice cream truck!
~~JeanP
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| One day Samantha
was playing with my hair. She had it in a
butterlfy clip with buckles on the sides. Zach came down the stairs and headed
straight for me. Took one look at my hair and
took out all the buckles. He told me "You
can't have that in your hair" I said
"How come? I'm a girl like Sammie" He
said "No, you have to be a mommy".
He can't seem to get the Mommy
=girl and Daddy =boy concept :)
~~Toucan
Dee
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