Knock Knock Who's There? Chicken Chicken who? Chicken Bok Bok ~~Abby age 5 (Marge)
Knock Knock Who's There? Grass Grass who? Grasshopper will jump on you ~~Abby age 5 (Marge)
Q. Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A. Because he wasn't peeling well!!
~~Rebekah age 4 (Linda)
Q.What do you do if you see a bra lying on the road A. Don't touch it, it might be a booby trap
~~Joel at age 6 (WendyWings)
Q.Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A. Because it was stuck to the chicken.
~~Samantha age 5 1/2 (Toucan Dee)
Q. What is the best time to go to the dentist. A. Tooth hurty
~~Sarah age 14 (WendyWings)
Q. Was Dracula married? A. No, he was a bat-chelor
~~Joel age 10 (WendyWings)
Q: What do you call a twitching cow ? A: Beef Jerky
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